May 20 2008
Coming to a theater near you…maybe
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is due to be released this Friday. I haven’t yet seen the new Iron Man movie, so I’ll probably watch that before taking a shot at the new Indy. It’s going to be playing in about 4,000 more theaters than Uwe Boll’s latest, Postal, which gets a grand total of FOUR. Well, that settles that, then. Boll finally gets a #1 box office hit, and everyone will finally shut up about how much he sucks.
Or not.

