I’ve been playing Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires (yes, they made another one; shut up) on-and-off-and-on for the last two weeks, and I figured it’d be amusing to carve through Chinese warlords as a female character. I kinda cheated, though…I played the game on Easy in my first run, but I had powered up my warlord (war lady?) up to the point where she could take on Lu Bu and four other generals by herself, and she could run faster on foot than she could on her horse. There’s something for you to ponder…why bother saving up the money for Red Hare when you can dart around the battlefield like Sonic the Hedgehog?

Anyway, the first scenario I finished was “A Land in Chaos”, which is pretty much when the game hits the “random” button and tells you to pick a side and a country. Next, I’m going to go with the tried-and-true “Yellow Turban” campaign, first siding with He Jin and the Han dynasty, and then with Zhang Jiao and the Turbans his awesome beard.  For shits and giggles, I decided one day to take my newly-minted level 1 character and take on Zhang Jiao’s army…all by myself. I was even more stupefied to find out that I could actually win the battle.

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Author: WillyFourEyes
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