Red Mage Needs Food Badly

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is due to be released this Friday. I haven’t yet seen the new Iron Man movie, so I’ll probably watch that before taking a shot at the new Indy. It’s going to be playing in about 4,000 more theaters than Uwe Boll’s latest, Postal, which gets [...]

Shoot…and I was looking forward to the release of the Speed Racer movie, too. CGI, Wachowski Brothers, anime, dad’s childhood…all that good stuff. Then that stupid quote-whore Earl Dittman had to ruin my good mood by putting his endorsement on the film (and he’s given his “thumbs-up” to a lot of crappy films in the [...]

Say what? A Read or Die recap? Yeah, I can do that, too. Gotta give Mai a break for a week, especially when I’m in the midst of still writing fanfiction on her (by the way, Chapter 17 is available if you want to read it).
Anyway, back to the topic at hand…I decided to re-watch [...]

“They shoulda never gave you niggas money!” - Dave Chappelle as Rick James
Man, I don’t know what the heck Hollywood is thinking. First, they let guys like Uwe Boll make a mockery of video games by turning them into things like this and this. Then they have guys like Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (a.k.a. [...]

I must have missed the memo about Cloverfield coming out in theaters today. Something about a monster attacking New York City, and having the whole thing filmed by a couple of bystanders, a la The Blair Witch Project. Apparently, it’s getting quite a bit of Snakes on a Plane-type Internet buzz. I don’t know whether [...]